Thank you Passive Aggressive Notes

AHH ROB DARLING, REMEMBER HOW WE AGREED TO HAVE A PUP FREE, POOP FREE HOUSE FOR A WHILE?

Salt and Pepper went back on Friday. Pepper got adopted on Saturday Yay. And now its Tuesday..
Welllllll hem I mean 5 days is a really long time if you are a gnat or a up-type quark.



They kinda just fell on my head ( and in some cases my boot) as I was leaving work.

Just for a few weeks...honest.

HEY AMANDA REMEMBER THIS?
CORNER, CORNER, CHAIR, BED...

(1:25 min into it)


Netflix has the whole Fairie Tale Theatre on instant play as of today. There is 26 episodes, so I'm sure we never saw them all. Perfect for when the kids visit. Much better than 16 episodes of iCarley in one sitting.

After 20 years I still know the quotes 'corner corner' and 'T.I.N.A a small name for a whole lot of of pig'


Also season 3 of Mr Diety just started. Its a hoot.

A CUNNING PLAN SOO CUNNING YOU COULD PUT A TAIL ON IT AND CALL IT A WEASEL

My loverly sister in law is in DC for a month for work and training, leaving Mike to balance large sheets of roofing on his head and 2 kiddlings.
Last time she went to swan around DC to sip cocktails, ohhh and help relief efforts after the China earthquake.
Mike tricked the kids by telling them they were off to Phoenix Zoo for the day and completely by accident ended up at the airport with tickets to DC to spend a week with Mum and large statues of strange men.
They swore never again would they be tricked thusly.
So a larger more intricate, subtle plan was called for.
The volcano lair, jet pack, 3 white tigers and a crystal skull are on order.
The Aunt and Uncle of Daring Doo are mostly free and on call.

Tomorrow we venture down to Phoenix with kiddlings in tow to go to the Big Surf Waterpark for the day. Which I'm looking forward too. I have never been to a real waterpark before.
Kinda scary looking.


The cunning plan of the plan is the at the kids think that thier Dad has to work and we are going back up to Flag afterwards.
Hahahahhahahahaaaaaa foolish mortals.
We are actually dropping them off at the Airport to meet Mike to go see Mum.
Perfect.



The other part of the plan was that they think we may be taking them away for a few days, since its schools hols and of course Dad has to work.
The kids straight away said 'Yeah Vegas....' youth of today...
*disapproving old woman head shake*

Just don't tell them..shhhh

MARK OF THE BEASTLING
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I REALLY NEED TO WORK ON MY INFILTRATION SKILLZ

Mike and I went to the Mark of the Beast, 666 talk, while Rob nobly watched the kids play WOW and Fallout3.
I tried, what can I say...

Guest blog by my dear brother in law

Never ever take Coz undercover to an evangelical revival meeting thingo. All you have to do is look down and close your eyes and nod a bit when the praying is in progress, and then mumble "amen" whenever the preacher dude does. In order not to get tumbled in the first five minutes and have the organizer sit right next to you, one must resist the urge to mock. One must also not send text messages to Alyssa during the opening prayer, and one must definitely not smirk and make walrus surfacing sounds everytime the preacher makes references to "biblical facts".

Anyways, we learnt several things:

The bible is chock full of references to beasts that have many horns, many heads, many crowns, and many nasty christian crushing habits.

The beast is currently a kraut. Hitler was not the beast by the way, but Pius the tenth was.

According to bible math, God prophesised exactly the 1260 years between the hand over of rome from Constantine to the pope, and the sacking of the vatican by Napoleon, with the insight that the beast would reign for "40 and two months". Forty and two months, being of course, exactly 1260 years...

There is also a hole in the heavens in the Orion Nebula, that is 19 trillion light years across, and through this Jesus is coming soon. Coz observed, that he certainly has porked up a tad since his stint as opening bowler for the Nazareth first eleven.

These biblical facts gave me a headache, so I dragged her out and we went home for beer and ice cream. I prophesise that Coz will not be a Seventh Day Adventist by this weekend. Which is of course, the blinking of an eye in biblical time.

Synopsis:
Look out for fat arse Jesus plummeting through on your head through Orion, and steer clear of the Pope, lest he eat you with one of his fire breathing mouths.

Mike

When Alyssa and Jessec were they took a lot of photos. Mostly of the puppies, which is totally understandable.
They uploaded a bunch of them onto my Flickr account. So I'm slowly naming and organizing them.

All very fun...